“do your homework!”
homework
homerowk
homoerk
homoer
homoerot
homoerotic
homoerotic fanfiction
if you insist
January 2013
*types phone number into calculator and slides it onto your desk*
December 2012
was that what hell really felt like
Does anyone else go on Wikipedia to look something up and then click on a bunch of random links and then half an hour later you’re 10 articles deep into the inner workings of Vietnamese politics
“Girls shouldn’t have short hair. It doesn’t look right.”
“You look better with long hair.”
“Why’d you cut your hair so short?”
“I don’t like it when girls have short hair.”
“You really should grow your hair out.”
i really love dragons
dragons are wonderful and should be real
(cries)
IM PRETTY FUCKING REAL
HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL DRAGON
DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
hi i just wanted to let everybody who has reblogged this post know i’m phoning the police oK xox
police yes there’s someone downloading stuff illegally somewhere on the internet
- French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
- Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
- German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
- English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane!!
November 2012
“#1 rule of tumblr is always reblo-“
“Always reblog the mast-“
“David Karp is go-“
“Daddy!”
“#1 rule of tumblr is always reblo-“
“Always reblog the mast-“
“David Karp is go-“
“Daddy!”
exxa:
And for the last time, Dirk is not overly attached / clingy / controlling.
He’s worried. His best friend / boyfriend disappeard in a game where you could literally die every minute and isn’t answering his messages.
Dude.
And of course he likes Jake’s company. He’s been completely alone up till now.
I swear, sometimes people don’t give a fuck about characterization.
Ugh, thank GOD someone gets it. I’ve been sitting here rolling my eyes at the fandom.
Okay so WARNING TO ALL OTHER FANDOMS:
We don’t know when it’s gonna be, but the next Homestuck update is likely to have all of the kids and trolls and just everyone meeting up all at once for the first time EVER.
IT BASICALLY QUALIFIES AS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN THE ENTIRE COMIC THUS FAR
So we’re probably gonna be really annoying
Just bear with us and let us have our moment
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| reblog if ur a strong beautiful 50ft-long misandrist |
| sea monster with sharp teeth retractable venomous |
| spines bone-crushing tentacles and diamond-hard |
| scales who don’t need no reason to kill a man |
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Imagine you’re one of the last four humans alive and suddenly your best friend/boyfriend/whatever goes missing without a trace, not answering any of your texts. He doesn’t text you or call you or tell you that he’s leaving, he just vanishes. In a bunch of worlds chock full of dangerous monsters. Dirk is NOT being clingy. He’s being a good friend.
